James Fuqua's Law Jokes

Guest Book

I've been getting quite a few e-mail's recently about this Joke Page (fortunantly, all quite positive), so I have decided to share some of them with you in a new Guest Book. If you have any comments that you would like to see there, please e-mail me.

From: "Paul Wiener"
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1998

I like lawyer jokes. I have several books of them. I have the Nolo Press collection on floppy. I've visited numerous lawyer joke sites on the Internet. The problem is, all these sources tend to contain the same jokes, or variations thereon. I rarely run across any original lawyer humor. An exception can be found at:

http://www.jamesfuqua.com/lawjokes.html(formally http://www.flash.net/~megabug/lawjokes.html, but this page no longer exists)

There are many jokes and satires here that I've never found anywhere else. I hope you enjoy this site as much a I'm enjoying it.

Paul Wiener

Date: Sun, 20 Sep 1998

I'm a Law student from Argentina, and just love those "Lawyer's Jokes".

LAURA Universidad Nacional del Litoral Santa Fe Argentina

Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1998

I am a deputy DA in the most desolate part of ***. I loved your website.

Your website brightened several excruciatingly hot yet dreary days and has amused many laywer/attorney (depending on personal preference) friends in the process.


Date: Thu, 05 Mar 1998 From: Howard Merrill Subject: The reason I'm here..


It's pages like yours that keep me surfing!

Just never know what you will find!!!

Sure beats TV!!!

Anyway, took the liberty of adding a link to your site in Uncle Bill's Room.

Welcome to the Manor! Howie (The Master of the Manor) http://www.erols.com/hmmd

Date: Tue, 25 Nov 1997

Dear James,

Noah's Legal Troubles. It's hilarious and definitely the best thing around. Will you give reprint permission to our newsletter? Deadline is 11/24 and I'm desperate!! I'll name my next child after you--no, I'm too old to have children, what about a grandchild? puppy? kitten? bird? you get the idea....Newsletter's name is The Gavel and I'll send you a copy. Would you like a gift subscription?
Fran Deathe, Ref. Librarian, Okla. City Univ. Law Library

Date: Tue, 21 Oct 1997 00:41:40 -0400
From: lepage-fisher@atreide.net (Fisher, Brian)
Subject: How Many Lawyers?

I liked the truck -driver and the priest story the best.
-Brian Fisher

From: Dew @ texas.net
Date: Wed, 4 Sep 1996


Like it! I think they are funny but then I'm not a lawyer. Only a paralegal.

Email me to let me know if I have permission to provide a link to your joke page. Well, I already have...but thought I better tell you. It is the "Unofficial UTSA Paralegal Page. http://lonestar.texas.net/~dew/ Your link is in my "Break Room" and I've further have included your quote.

Date: 22 December 1996
From: Cate @ zen.ocean.com.au
Subject: Re: Giggles from sunny Melbourne

Hi James!

Thanks for the rather amusing lawyer jokes... I was supposed to be researching my Honors Thesis (yep, in Law at Monash University) and I stumbled across your contribution. Very welcome relief!!

[Funny, I didn't know 'Law Jokes' would come up when doing real legal research! ;-) JF]

Date: Sun, 28 Jul 1996
From: Ash @ jcu.edu.au

It's 4am here and I've been surfing through the net for the past five hours when I hit upon your page. It's hilarious! I can't believe I have to go through that for the rest of my life! (I'm a final year law student-another sucker gets caught!!!) But it was GREAT reading.

Date: Fri, 26 Jul 1996
From: Karl @ swt.edu

I found your lawyer jokes page while browsing the 'net for a little entertainment. I enjoyed it very much and wanted to say 'thanks'. I also found your hidden joke. Enjoyed it too. Thanks again.

Date: Mon, 17 Jun 1996
From: Nima

I just read the jokes you have posted...Hilarious...

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